Ghost

Hell yeah, bitches.

(Insert huge, loud fart)
“I knew that was going to happen.”

sofapizza:

shining, shimmering floorboards

sofapizza:

shining, shimmering floorboards

(Source: benigoat)

deadlinecom:

George Clooney talking about Ryan Gosling

LOVE

(Source: lydia-martins)

theamericankid:

Something’s rising, but it isn’t Jesus

theamericankid:

Something’s rising, but it isn’t Jesus

This kid. First he decides to walk down the stairs with a bag over his head. Then he gets his head stuck inside the basketball goal. 
Lack of oxygen during delivery? Ran in to one too many walls? I honestly don’t know.

This kid. First he decides to walk down the stairs with a bag over his head. Then he gets his head stuck inside the basketball goal.
Lack of oxygen during delivery? Ran in to one too many walls? I honestly don’t know.

jaidefinichon:

Imagines las posibilades

jaidefinichon:

Imagines las posibilades

wastetheday:

Making “ground” Little Pony Meat….

wastetheday:

Making “ground” Little Pony Meat….

I never have to worry about the kids or mister stumbling on holiday or birthday gifts before I can get them stashed in the basement.
Why?
Because I hide everything in the dryer. Since I’m apparently the only one who knows how to work it, I don’t have to worry about stuff being discovered.

The 4yo helped make dinner the other night. The husband found this in his leftovers today.

The 4yo helped make dinner the other night. The husband found this in his leftovers today.

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