The next phase of Nic Cage’s Internet domination has begun: this recently launched Tumblr blog aims to feature the actor’s glorious face on all 151 first generation Pokémon and says it will be adding one photoshopped image per day.
While watching “The Bible” tonight, after Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, Claire looked at me & whispered “Mommy. Jesus made a zombie.”
Signs that it’s time to start limiting what your kids listen to on the radio:
"Ma, are you a cold ass honkey? Do that shirt cost $.99? Is that your granddad’s clothes?"